Becky Dumbledore

I'm Becky. I'm into theatre and acting, music, singing, art, marching band, concert band, fruit, pizza, tacos, dogs, cats, bears, dinosaurs, dragons, Harry Potter, books, Amy Winehouse, Modest Mouse, KT Tunstall, classic and folk rock, writing, Spanish, vintage things, playing my instruments, poetry, rain, spring, fall, superheroes, feminism, Goodwill, dressing fancy, the 90s, eyes, tattoos, goldfish, pizza rolls, spicy foods, sour candy, scary movies, quoting Spongebob, Buddhism, quoting Drake and Josh, purple, my family, my best friends (specifically my Hairy), and myself. I'm really lame. Band is the only reason I care about school. My best friends Hairy and Nick and my devotion to the arts are the only reasons I care about living. If you want to know anything else, ask.

P.S. Your Mom


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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via ruinedchildhood)

10rosetyler:

sp00ky0wl:

ghostyfelix:

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

Thank you Momma!!

(Source: fairysharkmother, via giraffesdontplayfootball)

friend:i watched an episode of the thing you like
me:oh god
me:i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

uncannibal:

epitomeofgreatness:

The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.

tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN

(Source: c0caino, via giraffesdontplayfootball)

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themeaninginmusic:

fartgallery:

god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life

fml = fuck my lettuce

YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE

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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

(via parkingstrange)

theperksofbeing-a-weasley:

Me in the apocalypse. 

(Source: themaidenofthetree, via hi)

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